“I was unhappy with my service, and I will not be coming back!”
Cool. Don’t
“Be sure to pass my complaint along to management.” I won’t. In fact, I’m going to tell him you left a compliment. Eat ass
“You’ve lost a customer!” No. No, I wouldn’t call this a loss
Ma'am I know this may come as a shock to you but the reason you’re unhappy everywhere you go is because every time you go somewhere, you are there. And I can sympathize. Because I’m experiencing this problem right now, too. But together. I believe we can make it through this
Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. I don’t care
Hey, I absolutely love Good Omens and I enjoy your work immensely but like... I just wanna know, what on Earth were you thinking, putting David Tenant in a car on fire?! What if he had died?!
Sit still?? You fool. You absolute tortellini. I can’t possibly remain still. There are worlds inside me pushing at my very membranes. I harbor abundant energy even as I am plagued with sleeplessness. To sit still is to submit to a god who cannot stand to see such power in potentia mere inches from realizing itself and overcoming him. Sit still?? Geez what a total eggplant
this is fantastic ADHD energy but i’m still choking on the fact you turned tortellini into an insult
